Waitress: What do you say?
Bouffe: I am very sorry.
Bouffe: I am very sorry about the broken tea light.
Waitress: and the tea light is broken because…?
Bouffe: The tea light is broken because it fell on the floor
Waitress: How did the tea light fall on the floor?
Bouffe: because I jumped up on the coffee table when I thought you weren’t looking and then on to the stereo because I thought you couldn’t see me and then you came in and I was quickly going to jump off before you saw me and it was really slippery so all the tea lights fell on the floor and now one is broken and I did it and I am very sorry I broke the tea light!
Waitress: and what else happened?
Bouffe: I woke the hamster with the racket I made…