Pe’al.
Wot ‘arf we ‘ere? Best stay under da crows nest yeah, while Ah investerga’e. Case it ruffles yer mane or somefink!
Mah nose. Tells mah… Eddirble, like?
Snarf
Not inneres’ed, fanks all da same.
Ah fink Ah sees sum treats in da grass ova dere!
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