Clear the airwaves

Yes, so I’m barely off the phone to a bawling James fearing for his inheritance and it’s Rupert phoning for a whine and a sob.

So I said, Rupe my dear, you can phone me anytime for a chat but you have to know that your peeps have hacked Haas’s iPhone so efficiently the device hasn’t been seen since last winter.

So really, I shouldn’t be talking to you because you know, he’s still really upset about that one.

And while you’re at it, get off the airwaves because we need them to save lives. Do some good today…

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