Hey, Haas! Look what I pulled through the bars today: it’s Delores’s mini skirt!
Good work pe’al! Let’s sen’ ‘er a ransom demand like in da movies like, an’ ge’ ‘er ter ‘and ova some of da clova an’ danderlion from da ovva side of da fence, or da skirt gets chinned an’ weed on by da Haas!
The Bunnington Post 
Spill your beans here – you know you want to!