Can you not hear that Haas? Listen!
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Eh? Wot? Ah ‘ear nuffink like ahtside. Wots dere ter ‘ear me pe’al?
… Listen… A very soft tickling on the tarp… ever so soft… I’m sure it’s snowing outside!
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Nah. Surely not, me lov’ly fluffy fooflesfuzzfluff! Mmmwaahmmm… Ah thinks da cold is ge’ing ter yer pretty bearded ‘ead me sweet, snow’s for Laplan’ an’ da likes!
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