Please can I have a blowtorch?

So the tunnelin’ don’t really work, mainly on account of it bein’ ‘ard work ‘n all.

I reckon I could work on me climbin’ skills somfink, will ‘ave to wait until me nails grow longer again for extra grip.  Damn them for cuttin’ ’em the other day.

Gotta get clever now… technology is the answer.  Wha’ we need is appropriate kit to make good our escape, rite?

Let’s blag some off that big ole’ softie.