The Bunnington Post

Tag: US presidential elections

  • Four more ears

    Barack is fortunate that I didn’t insist on Romney using my mane stylist. Really Haas, I’m not exaggerating, that boy owes me.

  • Mitt Skype Haas

    Yeah. Haas ‘ere. ‘ello. Pron’o! Moshi moshi! … ? Oi! Speak up willya, can’ ‘ear a fink like dis. … Mi’ mah ma’e. … Nah, is a figgere of speach orrite, Ahm not yer ma’e, so don’ get carried away ova a bi’ o’ ‘ybrid Pira’es o’ Penzance/Cockney Rhymin’ Slang … Is blowin’ a gale…

  • Barack Skype Bouffe

    Bouffe… Pick up, Bouffe. I need you! Ben, oui? Baraque? It’s you? Bouffe, my man! What a relief. I’m in a bit of a pickle here… No, it’s not Sandy the Storm. We can cope with that, we’re Americans… It’s the women’s vote. The ladies give you trouble…? I know you worked wonders with Sarkozy…