Tag: UK politics
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BoJo the Saddo
WTAF @ 2day’s PMQs?! Prime Minister’s Questions should be renamed Prime Minister’s Squirmings, for all he does is make a tit of himself, take up time and space blurting out some evasive PR bollocks in his carefully cultivated incoherent style before indulging in his favourite pastime at the dispatch box: making unsubstantiated claims.
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Mrs May’s Magic Money Tree
Dear Mrs May, We have been shaking our Magic Money Tree as per your expert guidance. Something is not right because our 2017 yield appears to be roughly 8,200,000,000% and 150,000,000,000% lower than Her Maj’s and the DUP’s respectively: What are we doing wrong? Maybe we should water it with NHS nurse sweat? Or the…
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The fur is flying
Look how I resemble David Cameron’s cabinet. The fur is flying, the teeth and claws are out. Discarded secretaries of state and junior ministers fluff everywhere and a selection of Michael Goves and George Osbornes wet, smelly pieces of shit, trodden into the carpet. I confess, I do love a bit of political drama. Hark! Who darkens my door? Is…
The Bunnington Post 