The Bunnington Post

Tag: Haas

  • Dreamy bun

    Hmm… Ng … *sigh* Trijn… Mmmmmm fluffffffffff tunnel Oooeeeerrrrrmmmmmm yah… Blowtorch

  • Cuddle fest

  • Ransom demands

    HaasHaas! Tell him more carrot, less broccoli at breakfast from now on or the lawn gets it!

  • Please can I have a blowtorch?

    So the tunnelin’ don’t really work, mainly on account of it bein’ ‘ard work ‘n all. I reckon I could work on me climbin’ skills somfink, will ‘ave to wait until me nails grow longer again for extra grip.  Damn them for cuttin’ ’em the other day. Gotta get clever now… technology is the answer.…

  • Bun in training

    Hmm.  Somfink tells me that this Bink  Invisibility Training For Geezers leaves to be desired.  Is that a camera in me face or wot?

  • Engineering works

    As any professional digger will tellya, after a long, ‘ard win’er like we jus’ ‘ad, i’s impor’an’ to check everyfink is in good nick for the upcomin’ summer fun. You woulnd’t wan’ yer pipe collapse on yer missus in the middle of a bit of a frolick on da lawn now wouldya?

  • This Much I Know: Haas

    Haas, age undisclosed, on Prince William and interior design It ain’t ‘alf bad being a spoken for bun. I’ve quite happily left my wild years behind and settled down wif me missus, who also happens to be the softest bun for miles.  How I know this?  Now that would be tellin’ eh? Sleeping rough ain’t…

  • Hey shorty

    Who’re ya callin’ short, eh?  Eh?  EH??  Well?  WELL?!? Gizzan excuse, ORRITE, find out whose thump is da biz. That’s right, who ya gonna bring now, big fella?

  • Choice and Control

    From our reporter – Discerning buns are demanding more choice and control over breakfast.  Personalisation of meals and individual menus are just a few of the changes rabbits in England can expect under the new government concordat, Putting Rabbits First. Rabbits have rapidly become the companion of choice for many people fed up with scooping…

  • Sniff off!

    Paps in the hutch at lunchtime.  How much does a bun have to put up with in this place? Sniff off!!