Tag: Haas

  • Haas attempts escape

  • Haas finds his iPhone

    So, Ahm in da garden wif da wife yeah, and Ahm finking, dis is jus’ like last win’er wehn Ah lost me iFone, rite. An’ Ahm finkin’, wot if Ah woz ter fin’ mah iFone cos of da snow, cos it really bugs me rite dat Ah’ve spen’ all summer tryin’ ter fin’ i’ agin.…

  • A day out

    Mah ‘trijn needed ter ‘ave a lickle cuollity ahtside time yeah, bein’ traumertised by da vet sayin’ she put on a whole pahnd since last July. 4.45kg he said; neva, mah K’trijn said, an’ perceeded ter fluff up ‘er mane in an effor’ ter intermidate da quack. ‘e jus’ grabbed a needle an’ perceeded ter…

  • Some like it hot… or not

    Bink, they’re back again… away with thee, pap Bink… Say something Hm? Whazzup Lo… Too hot… Not my thing I’ll get Haas on it… he… …does overexitement like no other… pffffff… …. wouldn’t count on it

  • It ain’t ‘alf ‘ot

  • Wot?

    Jus’ ‘avin’ a bi’ o’ brekkie, orri’e?

  • Life is pleasant enough

  • Admin Assistance

    Ooh, what have we here?  Looks a lot like a bank statement.  Don’t like the look of that, oh no, not me.  It rattles… Eeek!  Well, what do you expect from the bean couters?! Eh?  Treats inside?  Really?  Let’s have a look then shall we… Ahem.  Haas, darling? Leave some for me?

  • Brekkers

  • Doppler bun

    Cheers for the extra-large run.  Gotta go now, byeeeeeeeeeeee