Tag: escape
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Haas attempts escape
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Please can I have a blowtorch?
So the tunnelin’ don’t really work, mainly on account of it bein’ ‘ard work ‘n all. I reckon I could work on me climbin’ skills somfink, will ‘ave to wait until me nails grow longer again for extra grip. Damn them for cuttin’ ’em the other day. Gotta get clever now… technology is the answer.…
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Haas’s Great Escape
Reuters – riot police were summoned to an address in Oxfordshire after reports of an escaped geezerbun were received from concerned residents. Upon arrival it became clear that a bun fitting the description of Haas had indeed escaped his pen and was circling a second pen. Unconfirmed sources say that this pen contained Bink and…