The Bunnington Post

Tag: Delores

  • Bunningford Tunnel

    What? Is? This? So, this is in, yes? Going in side. For going inside. In. Yep, yep, it’s looking good Bink, this one’s for going in. So the other one is for going out. Nono, that’s out, not in, you want the other one for in. Going in. On the other side. Hang on Bink,…

  • Some like it hot… or not

    Bink, they’re back again… away with thee, pap Bink… Say something Hm? Whazzup Lo… Too hot… Not my thing I’ll get Haas on it… he… …does overexitement like no other… pffffff… …. wouldn’t count on it

  • My dishy man

    Isn’t he to die for? I am telling you, I could just eat him alive.  Positively dishy, darling!

  • Don’t call me fat

    I’m big boned. To suggest otherwise is simply size-ist. And another thing, I will not be intimidated by size-ist tunnels either! Pah.

  • Mortgage statements

    Oh, here we go. The dreaded mortgage statement… Might as well bite the bullet. Are we going to be repossessed or not? Hm. See, Bink doesn’t like the look of this at all either. I think I’m just going to walk away from the whole mess.

  • Brekkers, The Sequel

  • I don’t think so

    What? Play outside? Yah.  We don’t trust your motives anymore, in case you hadn’t noticed.  Too many vets in your world, sister.  Find another bun to torture!

  • Full service has been resumed

    Yep, my bowels are feeling just fine.  I honestly don’t know what all the fuss was about.  Taking me to the vet’s and all…  Nasty, nasty man with his stupid table and that stupid X-Ray machine.  See if I care about his fancy kit!

  • No vet required. Honest, guv!

    Why do we get dragged off to that horrid vet-man twice in the space of three days?  It’s so unnecessary.  We’re just minding our own business, right?  I feel fine. Move over, Bink. You know what?  I feel just fine.  See?  All perky and stuff, engaging with my environment, showing an interest in people and…

  • I want to be alone