Tag: Dear Editor

  • Miller Mayday!

    Dear Editors, Please send help. I have today undergone the ultimate humuliation: waking up with the Brazilian of Shame and the discovery that an essential part of me (times two) has been surgically removed while I was snoozing. How am I ever going to get a girlfriend when I can no longer impress her? This…

  • Letters to the Editor

    Dear Editor, I commend the efforts of your investigative journalists, Marmalade and Coffee.  Their achievements in the fast-moving digging industry are an example to all. I have always known that digging in the rain beats singing in the rain hands-down.  It is wonderful to see this fascinating profession highlighted in such an admirable way. Should…