The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens
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Domestic Delores
Well, I am going to have to redecorate when Bouffe moves in with me, aren’t I? There is no way I am going to welcome him into my mansion without making him feel at home. I am a bun of refined tastes as my dear fans know. And I do know how to match my…
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The Bouffe Identity
I am Bouffe. I am a French Lop. I like to eat. Sometimes I run. Sometimes I provoke. Make mischief. Outsmart waitress. I hide.
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Bouffe zonk
Zonk. Deep zonk Advanced zonk Professional zonk* *better known as wet poo fumes induced state of unconsciousness
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Call me Bouffe
I like to eat. And then I like to lounge.
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Non-blind date, part 2
Hello doll! Nice nose stripe. Do you like spring greens? I like spring greens. She likes spring greens.
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Non-blind date
Where is he? Is he here? Let me see him. Out of my way, pap! At ease, waiter. Are those presents? For me?? Oooh, they must be. How thoughtful! Oooh, he’s even more gorgeous than in his profile picture on Blue Cross Dating! That handsome profile, those ears, how well he carries himself! Helloooo… Oooh,…
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Arthur come home
It’s that waiter again. Nice technique. You’ll do. So long, Blue Cross, and thanks for all the carrots. Take me to her! My hold luggage. Presents for my doll!
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Dachshaas
Ahm Haas, ORRITE Stop callin’ me dachshund
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Haas ventures out
Yeah. Mereckons Ah cud get up da roof in no time rite, an’ pay may frien’ Delores a visi’. Dusn’ look ter be much of a jump… Jus’ pickin’ da rite momen’ when da waitress isn’ payin’ too much attenshiun an’ Ahm off! Damn. Caugh’… snarf Be’a luck nex’ time!
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Arthur?
O Arthur, Arthur, wherefore art thou, Arthur?
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