Category: Katrijn
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Kinda wet, like
Da wife dun’t like i’ none like Says dem rain drops fallin’ an’ suchlike messes up da ole mane Ah says ah loves ‘er jus’ da way she is!
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The long trousers
Still not quite convinced that Haas wears the trousers around here. I don’t really feel like investing in any Techno Trousers after what happened with the Bink Cloaking Device Debacle. Perhaps I should grow some nice long trousers to compensate? Oooh, to have a nicely insulated bottom when it gets cold again at night. Very…
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Mmmm…more
Ooh, she does have an excellent noserubbing technique… Very nice, so relaxing… sorts out any manefluff as well, ever so practical this time of year. Eh? What’s she doing? Don’t stop! More, please…! Oh, I see, she’s chasing away the paparazzi. Yes, the shackles of fame and stardom are heavy, on the short side and…
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Manely windy with a chance of rain
Oooh, I do not like this wind. Nonono, I do not like this wind at all today. It does nothing at all for my mane. And they say it’s going to rain some later as well! So delicate is my mane it cannot cope with wind and rain, I will have to call in my…
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Unconfirmed reports
From our reporter – Sources close to Haas who prefer not to be named have suggested that Haas was seen licking his left hind foot on Sunday. Haas has declined commenting on the rumour, preferring to remain tigh-lipped in his hutch this morning. Katrijn also refused to be interviewed when asked whether the report was…
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Want want want!
Giz da ball G’wan Giz da ball before da wife flips GIZZIT! NOW! Mwah. Bored now
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Cloaking Test
Haas. Is it cloaking? Is it? Is it? I think I found the on switch. Where’s the manual. Did you read the manual? You didn’t chew the manual did you? And then toss it and tear the pages and throw it down the stairs and drag it around the hutch and falling asleep on it…
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Insomniac bun
He seems restless. Just settle down dear, and we’ll have a nice snooze. Now what? Oh. He wants a T-Formation instead. That’s fine dear. Eh… Haas! Keeping me from snoozing, all this tossing and turning’s no good…
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Cabbage from Coffee and Marmalade
Pom pom pom Just minding my own business Interesting Tupperware down here, shall I go and toss it around for a bit? Huh? FOOD! CABBAGE!! My favourite, together with carrots, parsnips, spring greens, celery, grass, dandelions, clover, hay and banana chips… Quickly, before Delores sniffs this one out GIMME! Delores, Delores! I have cabbage! Oh no,…
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Just like old times
hnggg… pfffrrrrrrrrr……. hnggghng… pfffffffffrrrrrr Wot? Hhhmm… mmmm… Trijnnnn… Soft