The Bunnington Post

Category: Katrijn

  • DYI brekkers

    What is this?! Are we supposed to get it out ourselves? Like this? Gizza munch, waitress… ORRITE then!

  • Spooning

    Hmmmaaahhh… Katrijn me pe’al, is dis da life or wot…? Promise me one fink me sweet darlin’ fluffbum… Don” stick yer icy feet under mine in win’er, orrite!

  • Far out!

    Whoa, potent stuff, dandelion beer, I’m seeing all kinds of outlandish stuff… Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…! Groovy… I’d swear a pink fluorescent bolt has descended from the sky… Pink dumbell… That’s ridiculous… I don’t do exercise… Messes up my mane… Oooooooooooooooooh, my mane, hee heeeee… ticklish! Stop nuzzling it… Heehhoooohahhahh! Is that a pink bolt I see? With……

  • Grassy paparazzi

    Haas. HAAS! There’s a pap in the grass. Let me rephrase that: there’s a paparazzo trampling all over my breakfast. Is nothing sacred anymore?! Eviden’ly not, me luv’ly!

  • Dress of the century

    Let’s see what all the fuss is about. I do know about dresses you know! What’s this ‘dress of the century’ the press has been raving about? The one that’s going to be ‘the most copied dress’ of the 21st century’? The ‘most speculated-about dress since 1981’? The ‘timeless classic’, the ‘modern meets tradition’ dress…

  • Buns at work

    Go away. We’re busy!

  • Easy like Sunday morning

  • Weedin’

    Orrite waitress, jus’ yer go diggin’ out dem weeds, see! Da wife ‘as a fing abaht keepin’ da place nice ‘n grassy like. She’ll be inspectin’ da work la’ers. Keep up da good work!

  • Dig for victory

    …darling? Yes, ‘trijn me pe’al? Do you think Gozer would like to come over to play in the Cloaking Device? Get some digging time with us? Fandabbeedosie idea. Let’s sen’ ‘im a stamp fer da postage!

  • Bad fur day

    Oh, poor Haas’s rep is going to suffer. A pap in the country den! His fur is all over the place. He’s not going to like the front page tomorrow… Best book him in with my furologist ASAP. Snorgle..