The Bunnington Post

Category: Haas

  • Upheaval

    HAAS! Look what they’ve done to our beautiful garden! Ah know… Ah can’t bear ter wotch it mesel’… Look at da state of da place! Ah blame da badly dressed Tory rabble pers’nally, ‘s all goin’ ter da dogs ‘roun’ ‘ere!

  • Two queshiuns…

    1, who mite you be, an’ 2, wotcher doin’ on mah fence?! ‘splain yersel’, ‘n make it snappy!

  • Apple twigs

    Our Uncle Antony is very into Apple. He’s even lost more iPhones than Haas… Anyway, generous as he is Uncle A saved us some leftover Apple twigs. I guess he’s done tweeting or something!

  • Haas in the mist

  • Vote now: Wet Bun Contest!

    Wettest Bun 2011 Contest. Vote now, because we cannot guarantee there will be enough rain in England to organise another Wet Bun Contest! Contestant 1: Delores Contestant 2: Katrijn Contestant 3: Haas Contestant 4, Bink was disqualified for refusing to get wet during the recent drizzle.

  • Follow that limo!

    So do I pay by the mile or is there a flat rate for chasing bank robbers?

  • No funny stuff

    Hey, Haas! Look what I pulled through the bars today: it’s Delores’s mini skirt! Good work pe’al! Let’s sen’ ‘er a ransom demand like in da movies like, an’ ge’ ‘er ter ‘and ova some of da clova an’ danderlion from da ovva side of da fence, or da skirt gets chinned an’ weed on…

  • Celebun welfare: entertainment

    Rabbit Awareness Week reporting by Haas So, we like ter ‘ave a bi’ of fun like, a bit of men’al stimula’ion in addi’ion ter da fine dinin’ ‘n all. So ‘ere’s me two pennies’ worf of entertainmen’ fer da discerning Celebun of terday. Or sunfink like dat. 1. Daily cuddles Shouldn” need an explerna’ion, but…

  • DYI brekkers

    What is this?! Are we supposed to get it out ourselves? Like this? Gizza munch, waitress… ORRITE then!

  • Spooning

    Hmmmaaahhh… Katrijn me pe’al, is dis da life or wot…? Promise me one fink me sweet darlin’ fluffbum… Don” stick yer icy feet under mine in win’er, orrite!