Non-blind date

Where is he? Is he here? Let me see him. Out of my way, pap!

At ease, waiter.

Are those presents? For me?? Oooh, they must be. How thoughtful!

Oooh, he’s even more gorgeous than in his profile picture on Blue Cross Dating! That handsome profile, those ears, how well he carries himself!

Helloooo…

Oooh, I’m glad to hide behind my nose stripe, I do believe I’m blushing!