Haas, come on, you will enjoy going on a field trip. We’ve been lying in the grass all day and lounging in the villa watching soap operas from the window all night for the last four days.
Oh OK, we’ll just have a cute cuddle for the paps first. Quite how they have found out our exclusive resort is beyond me, but I suppose it comes with the territory…
The Bunnington Post 
Spill your beans here – you know you want to!