1. Ahm not givin’ up’ me daily latte from Cos’a Coffee on me way ter work
2. Ahm not joinin’ a gym, Ahm startin’ one. Give dat lazy waitress a run fer ‘er money, like
3. An’ Ahm defo not goin’ on any healfy diet, orrite!
Take dat manky leaf outta me face!
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