Ooh, she does have an excellent noserubbing technique… Very nice, so relaxing… sorts out any manefluff as well, ever so practical this time of year.
Eh? What’s she doing? Don’t stop! More, please…!
Oh, I see, she’s chasing away the paparazzi. Yes, the shackles of fame and stardom are heavy, on the short side and occasionally mess up my mane.
As long as my mane looks good in tomorrow’s Post I’m fine.
The Bunnington Post 
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