The Bunnington Post

Tag: science

  • RANSOM NOTE

    RANSOM NOTE

    PE’AL! Ah bun can” even ‘ave a quiet’ poo dese days wifaht a dellivvery yeah Look a’ i’, if i’ ain” a ransom no’e fer da wai’er Oooh, about time I should think. What do they say? WHAT? Seriously? A waiter doing science, never mind hardcore?  Outrageous. He can’t even serve a carrot in the…

  • Bouffe baffles boffins

    From our reporter Scientists at MIT continue to be intrigued by Bouffe’s dexterity and nimbleness after successfully adjusting to his severe head tilt. Unexplained achievements have been recorded in a controlled environment designed to map the effects of living at a 90 degree angle with 15% of the body while 85% continues to function level…