The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens
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Gimme Giant Dandelion
Tell you wot, if me neighbour Delores says I should give da Giant Dandelion a go, I believe ‘er. The ladybun’s got style in my book. Melikes to look me sharpest, orrite.
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Style advice with Delores
For those of you who are under the impression that the WAG-style oversized accessory has had its time, think again. Do ditch that huge tote full of stuff you don’t need anyway and just pulls your buttery soft leather Balenciaga out of shape if it doesn’t get stuck between your Chelsea Tractor seats first, but…
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Bearded lady
Mefinks da benefits ov ‘avin’ married a bearded lady are plentiful. For one, one ‘as someplace ter find one’s cuddles when one is in need ov some TLC, right?
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Recovery room
Listen, hun. If your man buggers off to California ‘on business’, not my problem. Hands off my man. Baby food, funny tummy, farting. Off limits. Mine. Haas. Mine. Mine!
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Apple tart
Awright geeezzaa! Lately I ‘aven’t been feelin’ as perky. Ten sure what da matter is but somehow me skinner doesn’t seem ter be as appealin’. Funniest feelin’, come to fink of it. As fer me funny tummy… She’s got me on this baby food, what is tha’ all abou’? I really feel like doin’ da…
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Bunningford Tunnel
What? Is? This? So, this is in, yes? Going in side. For going inside. In. Yep, yep, it’s looking good Bink, this one’s for going in. So the other one is for going out. Nono, that’s out, not in, you want the other one for in. Going in. On the other side. Hang on Bink,…
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Memory Lane
Ah… the good old days when I didn’t have a wife who ate all the grass… … and I could spend time dreaming in peace without demands for, er, cuddles!
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Some like it hot… or not
Bink, they’re back again… away with thee, pap Bink… Say something Hm? Whazzup Lo… Too hot… Not my thing I’ll get Haas on it… he… …does overexitement like no other… pffffff… …. wouldn’t count on it
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Rise ‘n shine!
Haas. Haas… HAAS! Breakfast is arriving… c’mon, food! Wake up darling, the carrot’s drying out. HAAS!!
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My dishy man
Isn’t he to die for? I am telling you, I could just eat him alive. Positively dishy, darling!
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