Category: Katrijn

  • Redecorating

    Oh dear. I know she means well when she positions the sun screen so that we don’t get overheated in our country mansion, but she has no idea about interior decoration, does she? Best to just get on with rearranging and hope for the best. Of course, I will have to do it all again…

  • Bearded lady

    Mefinks da benefits ov ‘avin’ married a bearded lady are plentiful. For one, one ‘as someplace ter find one’s cuddles when one is in need ov some TLC, right?

  • Recovery room

    Listen, hun. If your man buggers off to California ‘on business’, not my problem. Hands off my man. Baby food, funny tummy, farting. Off limits. Mine. Haas. Mine. Mine!

  • Rise ‘n shine!

    Haas. Haas… HAAS! Breakfast is arriving… c’mon, food! Wake up darling, the carrot’s drying out. HAAS!!

  • DoubleBum

    I’m getting a little fed up with all the media attention lately.  I think even Haas is getting annoyed, and he doesn’t mind a bit of fuss.  You’d think we’d moved into Number 10 or something! Having a cuddle? Camera in my face. Having a nice old scratch for the old itch? Camera in my…

  • Crocodile Bunnee

    I am certain, dear husband, that I saw a crocodile under the rosemary bush.  Don’t you go telling me I am seeing things.  Well.  Suggesting that I am seeing things that aren’t there, I mean.  There is definitely a crocodile in this garden, Bink has told me so himself.

  • T-formation in progress

    My lovely darlin’ wife, ain’t she a looker?  Yeah, check out them manes on that bun.   Mefinks we shall ‘ave a nice ole T-formation for a bit.

  • Life is pleasant enough

  • Admin Assistance

    Ooh, what have we here?  Looks a lot like a bank statement.  Don’t like the look of that, oh no, not me.  It rattles… Eeek!  Well, what do you expect from the bean couters?! Eh?  Treats inside?  Really?  Let’s have a look then shall we… Ahem.  Haas, darling? Leave some for me?

  • Brekkers