The Bunnington Post

Category: Haas

  • Bouffe who?!

    ‘e’d be’a be nice ter mah ladeefrien’ Delores, or dah dynamics in dis newsroom will be innerestin’, shall we say. Orrite, Boov? Impressive Khyber Pass, go’a admi’ i’, we’re lookin’ a’ one big backside ‘ere folks. Respec’

  • A tight spot

    Snarf Ah know Ahm da smalles’ of da Bunnington Post bunch dese days yeah, but even Ah struggle wif da size of dis ‘ere play pen. An’ Ah know abaht da econnermy bein’ squeez’d ‘n all dat, in mah book dis is one dahwnsizin’exercise too far, ORRITE?

  • Dachshaas

    Ahm Haas, ORRITE Stop callin’ me dachshund

  • Haas ventures out

    Yeah. Mereckons Ah cud get up da roof in no time rite, an’ pay may frien’ Delores a visi’. Dusn’ look ter be much of a jump… Jus’ pickin’ da rite momen’ when da waitress isn’ payin’ too much attenshiun an’ Ahm off! Damn. Caugh’… snarf Be’a luck nex’ time!

  • Von Munchstick Syndrome

  • Back off, pap!

    Who’s makin’ fun of mah Katrijn? Who’s printin’ nonsense abaht mah flufflaydee?! Who’s snappin’ piccures of of da mos’ rever’d bunbum in dah worl’ wifaht mah expuress permishiun?

  • The Haas doily

    So Ah like ter make doilies in mah downtime. An’? Everyone knows Ahm a metro bun, ORRITE

  • Gossip Bun

    Haas… and then… … with … but no hay… … … but then she said … couldn’t believe it … … honestly Haas Here she comes… don’t look! …

  • Excuse me…

    ‘ave you seen me ma’e Bink? ‘e was feelin’ a bi’ wobbly la’e’y. ‘e’s a cool fella, is Bink. Ah can’t find me ma’e…

  • Haas in hiding

    He’s done a runner again. Bet he’s bingeing on some grass he doesn’t want to share with me! I can smell it… … a mile away! SNARF! Gotcha mister, hand over the loot…!