The Bunnington Post

Category: Delores

  • Mine, mine, mine…

    He’s hovering. I can feel his eyes in my back. Following my every move… Hoping for that one small mistake, that one split second when my attention lapses, allowing him to dig a tunnel, surface in my country mansion, steal my dress, drag it through the tunnel to his side, fill in the tunnel and…

  • Sun

  • Showdown

    Stop eyeing up my dress. I know your kind, you’d borrow it and bring it back with your fur all over it. Or you’d get it stuck in the Cloaking Device. Or it would have holes in the wrong place… Listen very carefully, I will say this only once: Back away from the Lanvin number!…

  • Nose

    Come hither, juicy, defenceless blade of grass…

  • Dirty Dolly

    I know what you’re thinking. “Did she fire six poos or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 MagBum, the most powerful arse in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask…

  • Multitasking Delores

    There’s nothing like combining my two favourite passtimes at the same time: dressing up and snacking!

  • Pudding Bun

  • Early dandelion harvest

    The early ones are always the best… Hmmwahmmmmhmmaaahhhh!

  • Bink has a drinking problem

    Come in Bink, I’ve checked our love nest and there are no crocodiles anywhere. It’s quite safe to leave the limo, promise! OK, there’s a fresh bottle of water… I do think you’ve developed a bit of a drinking problem, Bink. Better make sure you don’t get papped or there will be no end to…

  • Customising a dress: tutorial

    I am flattered to have received so many compliments on my dress making skills, and I’ve decided to share some of my best customising techniques here on the very pages of The Bunnington Post. Now, as I know many of you to be crafty types anyway, I shall launch straight into some of my own…