Category: Bunny posts
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Obelix wins inaugural Brussels Sprout Peace Prize
BREAKING NEWS The inaugural Brussels Sprout Peace Prize 2025 to 3025 has been awarded to Obelix, the most deserving bun in the entire galaxy. The sprout was presented to Obelix in a live ceremony that was broadcast world wide, attracting the highest viewing numbers in the history of the universe. The rating were the highest…
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Ballroom on a budget
It has been brought to our attention that in certain circles – not necessarily those harbouring the greatest taste – ballroom renovations are all the rage. Some of you have been begging us for our style tips, and who are we to deny you our interior design genius? Take note, dearest friends, and see what…
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Wish it was ‘cucumber time’
Summer used to be the time when nothing much happened in the world. Parliaments would enjoy a long and leisurely summer recess, and news outlets would reach peak excitement at the merest hint of a heatwave and spend their remaining time reporting on weirdly shaped cucumbers. The Dutch call it ‘cucumber time’. Oh, how we…
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Exasperated, and it’s only March
What can I say, wear sunscreen people, it’s getting hot out here. Be kind to people even when you don’t want to. Especially when you don’t want to. Drusilla PS Don’t even think about cuddling me, you know I’m allergic!
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Mlem
Hello hoomins. It has been a few weeks since we told you off. Some of you have been gooder since then, others, not so much. No names, but they sound like mump, pusk and tutin. For the good ones among you, here are some pictures of me eating and blepping plus a bonus blep video…
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Back into the office
Hoomins, hoomins, hoomins. We are not impressed with you right now. You elect orange monsters and indulge in his bring a fascist tech bro to work day nonsense. You allow a Labour government minister to call protecting endangered species ‘bat shit crazy’ because an overpriced rail line is going to be a bit more out…
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Getcher bunkers ready
Hoomins. What is happening? Nazi salutes one day, suggestions to clear Gaza entirely of Palestinians the next, the messaging coming from what is euphemistically referred to as the United States seems rather confused. I have not shared this planet with you for very long, although it is a lifetime to me, of course. My birth…
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Hay, big spender
Well, that’s that, then. Everything and everyone has a price tag now. Place your bets on which country Musk is going to be president of next, because he has purchased it. If you can’t get what you want out of life, just buy yourself a presidency. Or two. Mark my words: he is practicing on…
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Bloody hell, 2025…
So far, we are not liking what we see, to tell you the brutal truth. Despots are sprouting everywhere and people who should know better are kowtowing to it all. Pleased we are not. Taking decisive action This is why Obelix and I have decided to stage a bale-in, where we refuse to leave our…
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It’s an illusion
Yes, so it has been a busy time of late, what with preventing the world from imploding and all that. And before you comment we’re not doing a particularly good job – see various high profile elections, genocides and manmade natural disasters in progress plus the baseline arseholery humankind is famed for – you know…
The Bunnington Post 