Category: Bouffe
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The Bouffe Identity
I am Bouffe. I am a French Lop. I like to eat. Sometimes I run. Sometimes I provoke. Make mischief. Outsmart waitress. I hide.
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Bouffe zonk
Zonk. Deep zonk Advanced zonk Professional zonk* *better known as wet poo fumes induced state of unconsciousness
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Call me Bouffe
I like to eat. And then I like to lounge.
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Non-blind date, part 2
Hello doll! Nice nose stripe. Do you like spring greens? I like spring greens. She likes spring greens.
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Non-blind date
Where is he? Is he here? Let me see him. Out of my way, pap! At ease, waiter. Are those presents? For me?? Oooh, they must be. How thoughtful! Oooh, he’s even more gorgeous than in his profile picture on Blue Cross Dating! That handsome profile, those ears, how well he carries himself! Helloooo… Oooh,…
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Arthur come home
It’s that waiter again. Nice technique. You’ll do. So long, Blue Cross, and thanks for all the carrots. Take me to her! My hold luggage. Presents for my doll!
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Arthur?
O Arthur, Arthur, wherefore art thou, Arthur?
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Blue Cross dating – part II
Dear Delores, You look like a doll. Nice ears. Thanks for the snacks. A carrot is a good thing. Glad you like hay too. I like hay. Hay is good. Do you dig? Liked your waitress. Waiter has good technique. I went to sleep almost. Bit precious about his shoes. Blue Cross is cool. Nice…