Well, that’s that, then. Everything and everyone has a price tag now. Place your bets on which country Musk is going to be president of next, because he has purchased it. If you can’t get what you want out of life, just buy yourself a presidency. Or two.
Mark my words: he is practicing on the Orange One now the better to become a dictator in his own purchased fiefdom when he is ready. Let’s hope he chooses Mars.
In other news…
The price of timothy hay remains stable, much to our waitress’s relief. Not everything is doom and gloom.
Also, Obelix has been busy stripping the bark off a pear tree branch and reports good progress.
Remember peeps, if the going gets tough, hug a bun.
Welllll, within reason, yes? Nobody likes a clingy hoomin, after all. Sometimes you’re going to have to adult your way out of the mess you made, orrite?
Orrite.
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