So far, we are not liking what we see, to tell you the brutal truth. Despots are sprouting everywhere and people who should know better are kowtowing to it all. Pleased we are not.
Taking decisive action
This is why Obelix and I have decided to stage a bale-in, where we refuse to leave our straw bale and give interviews about the need for world peace.
Someone’s got to do it, and it might as well be us.
Our dear furens Maximus and Livia have decided to join us on our quest. In the absence of a straw bale, they are doing a box-in instead. They too are available for interviews and media appearances.
Message to all you hapless hoomins: you must do better collectively, immediately. Don’t make us get off our straw bale.
You’ve been warned.
Watch this space!
The Bunnington Post 
Spill your beans here – you know you want to!