WTAF @ 2day’s PMQs?!
Prime Minister’s Questions should be renamed Prime Minister’s Squirmings, for all he does is make a tit of himself, take up time and space blurting out some evasive PR bollocks in his carefully cultivated incoherent style before indulging in his favourite pastime at the dispatch box: making unsubstantiated claims.
Everybody knows Hancock resigned, Boris. Don’t be such a saddo.
Come to think of it, I could dictate this same post every Wednesday, except when Parliament is on recess. You’ll be pleased to know I won’t be.
Dandelion, anyone?
The Bunnington Post 
Spill your beans here – you know you want to!