Come in Bink, I’ve checked our love nest and there are no crocodiles anywhere. It’s quite safe to leave the limo, promise!
OK, there’s a fresh bottle of water…
I do think you’ve developed a bit of a drinking problem, Bink. Better make sure you don’t get papped or there will be no end to the stories!
The Bunnington Post 
Spill your beans here – you know you want to!