Madame Katrijn, vice-president Bink, distinguished dwellers of the rabbit hutches and fellow garden users,
The state of the lawn is appalling.
We are finishing a difficult winter. We have come through a difficult year. But a new spring is coming, and a new year stretches before us. We won’t dig up the lawn. I won’t dig up the lawn. Let’s seize this moment – to start new grass, to carry the dream forward, and to strengthen our lawn once more.
Thank you. May the weather gods bless you and our lawn.
The Bunnington Post 
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