Wotcher

Too busy ter talk, orrite We ‘ave stuff goin’ down ‘ere like yer wouldn” believe La’ers

Letter to 2016

Dear 2016, What is going on with you? It’s only July and we’re bloody exhausted. What are you up to, … More

The fur is flying

Look how I resemble David Cameron’s cabinet. The fur is flying, the teeth and claws are out. Discarded secretaries of state and … More

Overheard at brekkers

Katrijn mah pe’al. Yes, Haas? Ah finks da Brexi’ Paranoia medicashiun ahr waitress is takin’ is workin’, like. Really? How so? … More