Basket case

Try basket. Jump in basket. Get stuck in basket. Chew basket. Get tipped out by waitress. Snarf

Sanctions

Jump on sofa. Waitress chases me off. Shake tail. Look smart. Jump on sofa. Waitress chases me off. Binky onto … More

Appalling hay service. I like hay. I want my hay served to me where I am. On the sofa. On … More

So, Ahm in da garden wif da wife yeah, and Ahm finking, dis is jus’ like last win’er wehn Ah … More

Dearest Delores, You poor thing! We wrote immediately when we read about the dreadful Lanvin disaster yesterday. How we share … More

I have a mind to sack her once and for all. It was brought to my attention by the Black … More

Mah ‘trijn needed ter ‘ave a lickle cuollity ahtside time yeah, bein’ traumertised by da vet sayin’ she put on … More

Compared to our continental cousins we’re having a cosy few days here in the Oxfordshire Mountain Range. It was a … More

Darling fans! I assure you we are quite comfortable in our mansion. Who cares that it was -14 last night? … More