I like the grass. Grass is good. Outside is good. Acceleration is good. My new country mansion here. Delores over … More
Poor me. Those bottae-cleansing sessions in the servants’ ‘spa’ seem to have become a weekly thing now. Really I don’t … More
Advanced floppage tutorial: tail position.
Dearest darlings! Apologies for the radio silence since last week’s confirmation of Bouffe’s health and disposition. It has been a … More
Reports of my death are grossly exaggerated I “cocoon”
Yes my dears, by popular demand, here is my slightly belated – apologies darlings! – style advice for 2012. I … More
Get dressed. Sunday = LBD with train, darling! Stylish, stylish, stylish. Go for walk. Show off those curves under the … More
Nosebumps and soft-focus cuddles to all my fans!
Pe’al. Wot ‘arf we ‘ere? Best stay under da crows nest yeah, while Ah investerga’e. Case it ruffles yer mane … More
I like being a houserabbit. I like sitting on my roof. My roof has a floor-to-ceiling picture window. I like … More