Month: November 2011
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The Bouffe Ultimatum
My argument is not with you. Put the carrot down. Now
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Domestic Delores
Well, I am going to have to redecorate when Bouffe moves in with me, aren’t I? There is no way I am going to welcome him into my mansion without making him feel at home. I am a bun of refined tastes as my dear fans know. And I do know how to match my…
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The Bouffe Identity
I am Bouffe. I am a French Lop. I like to eat. Sometimes I run. Sometimes I provoke. Make mischief. Outsmart waitress. I hide.
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Bouffe zonk
Zonk. Deep zonk Advanced zonk Professional zonk* *better known as wet poo fumes induced state of unconsciousness
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Call me Bouffe
I like to eat. And then I like to lounge.
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Non-blind date, part 2
Hello doll! Nice nose stripe. Do you like spring greens? I like spring greens. She likes spring greens.
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Non-blind date
Where is he? Is he here? Let me see him. Out of my way, pap! At ease, waiter. Are those presents? For me?? Oooh, they must be. How thoughtful! Oooh, he’s even more gorgeous than in his profile picture on Blue Cross Dating! That handsome profile, those ears, how well he carries himself! Helloooo… Oooh,…
The Bunnington Post 