Arthur come home

It’s that waiter again. Nice technique. You’ll do. So long, Blue Cross, and thanks for all the carrots. Take me … More

Dachshaas

Ahm Haas, ORRITE Stop callin’ me dachshund

Yeah. Mereckons Ah cud get up da roof in no time rite, an’ pay may frien’ Delores a visi’. Dusn’ … More

O Arthur, Arthur, wherefore art thou, Arthur?

Dear Delores, You look like a doll. Nice ears. Thanks for the snacks. A carrot is a good thing. Glad … More

Who’s makin’ fun of mah Katrijn? Who’s printin’ nonsense abaht mah flufflaydee?! Who’s snappin’ piccures of of da mos’ rever’d … More

Oooh, I’m in a bit of a flap over my latest mane experiment. I was really trying to grow some … More

Dear Arthur, I read your profile on The Blue Cross Dating site. Nice box of hay you got in your … More

I don’t like being by myself. You don’t have to worry about me, I am being looked after by my … More