The Bunnington Post

Month: August 2011

  • Dear Editor: Waitress Training

    Dear friends! How I miss Oxfordshire… it’s wonderful returning to my roots as a Dutch Lop, and I do so love the cycling along the canals of Den Bosch! However, my place of birth will always have a certain pull. Perhaps it’s age catching up with me, but reading about heatwaves in the Oxonian hills…

  • Messy mane = skimpy bikini

    This is not good. Very windy today, but I’ve been tempted out of my shelter with the promise of treats. Of course there’s a pap with a video camera… How I hate being snapped ‘n papped when my mane looks a mess. It’s the equivalent of being humiliated on the pages of Grazia for wearing…

  • Phew

    Can anyone explain to me why it’s boiling hot in here?!

  • Snoozeville

    Dearest Haas, Katrijn, Bink and Delores! Just a quick note from me and the darling wife to let you know we’ve safely moved from the hills of Oxfordshire to Snoozeville, Surrey. Sleepy doesn’t quite cover it – we can’t keep our eyes open in this place! Very relaxing and quiet apart from the hooting owls…

  • Haas on Hare

    Dear Inma’s Vintage Jot Pierce majestic Capt’n sir, Ah got ter give i’ to yer waitress, good finkin’, buyin’ you a practise ‘are. Obvs you are still missin’ an ‘xepshiun’lly importan’ poin’: Do not bury da ‘are Ah repeat: DO NOT BURY DA ‘ARE ‘ares are clausterfobes yeah, an’ dey ‘ave dis diserbilli’y which keeps…

  • Dear Editor: Inma’s Vintage Jot Pierce

    Dear Haas, Thanks for your advice. I set out to take care of all the proper arrangements for a romantic tête-a-tête with Hare without delay. No time to waste. What do you think? Will this meet Hare’s expectations? It has a certain homely feel, don’t you think? I understand crow’s nests are usually located in…

  • Feelin’ hot-hot-hot…

    Nice old heatwave we’ve got going here. Waitress! One IcePod please, and have yourself one while you’re at it. I like to look after my staff… Retention is so much more cost-effective than recruitment and training!