Haas in hiding

He’s done a runner again. Bet he’s bingeing on some grass he doesn’t want to share with me! I can … More

Bink’s tilt

Dear friends! Many thanks for your kind wishes. I am well. A bit dizzy… Of course caused by being dragged … More

Weakling grass! Grows too slow for celebuns living in the fast lane. Gimme hay any day!

I am very upset. My poor Bink is not well. He has been to the vet a few times but … More

Our roving reporter, Mitzi, has sent in some pre-approved treats for us to enjoy. She sent us the following report: … More

In my quest to lead the field in bum pampering, your intrepid reporter, moi, will stop at nothing to test … More

Yeah. We’re ‘ere abaht da lootin’? Ah didn’ ge’ da messages ‘n stuff cos me iFone was hacked so Ah’ve … More

Ouch!! Pe’al, gizza gen’le shove up da backside, dere’s a good fluffbum, Ah fink me tail’s stuck in da bars … More