The Bunnington Post

Month: May 2011

  • Conspiracy of the Bottae

    Ahm sure dis is a consepirressy of da bum. Mah lovely Katrijn ‘ides da good stuff under da bum fluffy arse she ben bless’d wif. She’s arreddy got da advan’age of ‘avin’ da beard ter ‘ide sprigs o’ hay in ‘n all, nah she’s also takin’ bottae-efficiency lessons from Delores. I feel your pain, Haas…

  • I will not

    I will not vacate my hutch to go to my secret destination until Lillibet’s helicoptre gets here. I don’t care if Bink chose to travel cattle class to our mansion. I’d like to travel the four feet in royal style as befits my status. And can I have my poo tray back please? My .44…

  • Dress of the century

    Let’s see what all the fuss is about. I do know about dresses you know! What’s this ‘dress of the century’ the press has been raving about? The one that’s going to be ‘the most copied dress’ of the 21st century’? The ‘most speculated-about dress since 1981’? The ‘timeless classic’, the ‘modern meets tradition’ dress…