Month: March 2011

  • Pssst…

    Big bottom, my arse. Between you ‘n me, Delores does like the old parsnip and all, there’s no fashion secret to speak of! Just a big breakfast chomped down as fast as possible followed by munching hay all day. But don’t let on I told you, OK!

  • Big Bottae

    Yes! Result! My bum does look big in this! Ladies, do feel free to congratulate me with my most recent achievement in the style department. I have accomplished that which I so accurately predicted in my 2011 Fashion Forecast all the way back in December: I. HAVE. A. BIG. BOTTOM. What better way to celebrate…