Huh? Oh. Outta pe’rol. Can” afford i’ anymore dem dese days. Dis ole fing does abaht 2 miles to da … More
Haas, what’s this thing? Looks like a cloaking device of some kind. What do you reckon? Defini’ely iffy. It jus’ … More
The early ones are always the best… Hmmwahmmmmhmmaaahhhh!
Bi’ o’ grass, nice like Bi’ o’ spring greens, yumm Clovves pins? No fanks.
Ooh, I can just about see a pap hiding behind the washing line. He’s trying to snap me with my … More
No. This is my hoard. I worked hard to build my collection. I’m not sharing it with anyone. Not even … More
‘aven’ seen our waitress all weekend rite, da wife ‘n mesel’ ‘ave been doin’ some finkin’ yeah… We reckon she’s … More
Come in Bink, I’ve checked our love nest and there are no crocodiles anywhere. It’s quite safe to leave the … More
Haas. Haas! The lift is broken again. See? Doesn’t work. Have to climb the stairs again. Look! Please, can you … More
I am flattered to have received so many compliments on my dress making skills, and I’ve decided to share some … More