British mud season

Snarf. Ten months of mud stretching ahead of us. I should invest in some Wellingtons…

Delivery for Delores

Is that a box from matches.com?!

Rite. Mereckons i”s time we sor’ed Bink’s Cloakin’ Device one ‘n fer all. Ah’ve ‘ad enuff a’ lookin’ a’ me … More

We need to get some Kaninhop training in. C’mon Haas! Damn. Ah wos ‘avin’ a nice ole time playin’ wif … More

Now then Haas, we must start thinking about what we’re going to do with the country mansion this summer. I … More

I’ve had so many responses from readers after my last post exposing the shocking conditions in Britain’s changing rooms, it’s … More

Ladies, I cannot tell you how excited I am at the thought of going shopping as soon as my royalties … More

Oooh, I do find breakfast time sooooo stressful, I mostly can’t cope. It’s the choice you see, too much choice! … More

My dear fashionista followers and I have been getting very excited about S/S 2011 collections arriving in shops imminently. Begone, … More

Ah. Delores is being collected for her daily massage and cuddle session. Ladies first, and all that. Hang on, oi! … More