Snarf. Ten months of mud stretching ahead of us. I should invest in some Wellingtons…
Month: February 2011
Delivery for Delores
Is that a box from matches.com?!
A Bink fix
Rite. Mereckons i”s time we sor’ed Bink’s Cloakin’ Device one ‘n fer all. Ah’ve ‘ad enuff a’ lookin’ a’ me … More
Strictly a mess
We need to get some Kaninhop training in. C’mon Haas! Damn. Ah wos ‘avin’ a nice ole time playin’ wif … More
Beats a garden gnome…
Now then Haas, we must start thinking about what we’re going to do with the country mansion this summer. I … More
Exposed: sizeist fashion
I’ve had so many responses from readers after my last post exposing the shocking conditions in Britain’s changing rooms, it’s … More
Bigger dressing rooms, please
Ladies, I cannot tell you how excited I am at the thought of going shopping as soon as my royalties … More
Can’t choose
Oooh, I do find breakfast time sooooo stressful, I mostly can’t cope. It’s the choice you see, too much choice! … More
Trousers up!
My dear fashionista followers and I have been getting very excited about S/S 2011 collections arriving in shops imminently. Begone, … More
Hang on…
Ah. Delores is being collected for her daily massage and cuddle session. Ladies first, and all that. Hang on, oi! … More