Month: December 2010

  • Help please!

    Delores. We are not being looked after properly! Look at us, left to perish with only an empty food bowl for company. The world needs to learn the truth about our ordeal, our fans have a right to know, they will stage a rescue operation for certain. Honey, move to your right a bit for…

  • A light dusting of nonsense

    Can you not hear that Haas? Listen! … Eh? Wot? Ah ‘ear nuffink like ahtside. Wots dere ter ‘ear me pe’al? … Listen… A very soft tickling on the tarp… ever so soft… I’m sure it’s snowing outside! … Nah. Surely not, me lov’ly fluffy fooflesfuzzfluff! Mmmwaahmmm… Ah thinks da cold is ge’ing ter yer…