Month: August 2010
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Hey baby…
Come to daddy
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Dear Editor
Dear Editor, How terribly upsetting to read about Bink’s misfortune with his intergalactic purchase of a Cloaking Device. What on Earth is happening with good old fashioned customer service? Freckles and I order our own Cloaking Anti Matter each winter and it’s fair to say that it’s hit and miss whether the purchase materialises at…
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Insomniac bun
He seems restless. Just settle down dear, and we’ll have a nice snooze. Now what? Oh. He wants a T-Formation instead. That’s fine dear. Eh… Haas! Keeping me from snoozing, all this tossing and turning’s no good…
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Cabbage from Coffee and Marmalade
Pom pom pom Just minding my own business Interesting Tupperware down here, shall I go and toss it around for a bit? Huh? FOOD! CABBAGE!! My favourite, together with carrots, parsnips, spring greens, celery, grass, dandelions, clover, hay and banana chips… Quickly, before Delores sniffs this one out GIMME! Delores, Delores! I have cabbage! Oh no,…
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Coffee and Marmalade send a present
Say, Coffee dear, isn’t it time we sent our good friends Haas and Katrijn and Delores and Bink some goodies from the allotment? The cauliflower is especially good this month. After all, they sent us another football with treats today! Oooh yes, I luuuurve treats and especially, sticking the ball under the hutch where I…
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Pipe
So I’m a little on the large side to precisely fit into my favourite pipe, so what I’m still a stylish lady, big or not!
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Mail order from Bunnifrey
Hello, Customer Service? Yes, it’s Bink on Earth. I need to return a faulty Cloaking Device. What? Yes, the plug is in the socket. No, tried that too. Didn’t do anything to fix the problem either. I need you to take it back for a refund. Yes. No. Yes, I’ve used them before. Yes, I’ve…
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Just like old times
hnggg… pfffrrrrrrrrr……. hnggghng… pfffffffffrrrrrr Wot? Hhhmm… mmmm… Trijnnnn… Soft
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Moving in
Orrite darlin’, hutch smells nice like, jus’ as I remember. Lemme go on a reccy fer a bit, yeah? Say, me luv’ly, wotcher doin’ down dere eh? Yer sittin’ on da stairs me duck Is kinda impractical sittin’ like tha’, if a bun wan’ed ter squeeze past on ‘is way to remodel da poo-poo tray,…
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Fox present
Incontinent Oxfordshire fox strikes again