Month: July 2010
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Yawn…
… another day at da coalface of cuteness Yeah orrite, no need ter get yer knickers in a twist! I’ll make an effort cor blimey, fans… Be’a, yeah?
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Odd…
Something seems oddly out of place. Can’t quite put my finger on it though. I’m sure it’s nothing…
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Allons enfants de la patrie…
Just as soon as I’m done chilling we’ll storm the Bastille or something!
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Gimme Giant Grass
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I told you so
If you foul on the pitch it’ll cost you the title. Boys… Will they ever, ever learn?!
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World Cup preparations
So, Fabio has finally stopped crying down the phone to me. He doesn’t take too kindly to the ‘I told you so’ message but I believe in tough love. There’s always Brazil 2014, is what I say. Treat yourself to another Rolex or something, if it helps. Sigh Bert’s another story… Abandoning the Cruyff legacy,…
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Myopic Vet
What is the matter with my vet? First I’ve had my precious bum desecrated for no good reason, now they don’t seem able to tell the difference between me and Haas. Nasty, nasty meds. Do I even remotely resemble Haas?? I have the nose-stripe trend down to a T darling, much as I adore Haas,…
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Breaking the magic barrier
1504g!
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Miffed
What do you mean, because Haas has E Cuniculi you need this medicine?! I have never heard such a piece of nonsense in my entire life! Put. Me. Down. NOW
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Letter to the Editor
Dear Editor, We have been following the latest developments on the terrible illness that has befallen our comrade Haas with growing concern. The news that Haas has been diagnosed with Encephalitozoon Cuniculi and a staphyloccoccus sp negative overgrowth has taken us several days to recover from. Can we be so bold as to enquire whether…
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