Poll: Katrijn and Haas

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From our reporter – A sighting has been reported of Haas and Katrijn being taken away in a single carrier … More

Fat?

Haas, Haas, Haas, I am sick of hearing the name Haas! Yes, Haas was nearly dead. Yes, Haas is now … More

Da sooner dis Big Knit fing is ova, da be’a…

Wot are you lot lookin’ at? More to da point, wot’s all da laffin’ abaaht? A lesser geezer wud get … More

I’m finkin’, she doesn’t ‘ave ter lie down next ter me, right? I mean, she’s lookin’ cool ‘n all but … More

2007 AD

Much as I’ve become comfy ‘n all in me dog ‘ouse, I do miss me bearded lady, yeah. Don’t get … More

I’m thinking of downsizing. Trying out a few options, really. I’m not sure though, should I go for a single … More