The Bunnington Post

Month: February 2010

  • Marmalade and Coffee try the humble parsnip

    “Psssssst, Marm!  Marmalade!  Marmie!! Do you have one of those white things, looks like carrot, smells not like carrot? ” Marmalade got up from his hothot and jumped down to the lounge, where breakfast had been served.  It looked like a good selection, although he did not care much for the random manner the treats had…

  • In which Haas blags breakfast

    Ow’ite darlin’, nice day for it innit? Go on then, gizza carrot, there ya go, nice one. I do like me carrot in the mornin’, yes I do. Ain’t nuffink as sa’isfactory as a nice ole carrot for me brekkie, is wha’ I fink. Cor, ain’t this one a beau’y, would ya look at that.…

  • In which Marmalade reduces his carbon footprint

    Of course, no-one had ever heard of carbon footprints in Marmalade’s day, but one has to keep up with the world in order to be a responsible global citizen.  The recent frost and snow has of course been seriously hampering digging activity, but is also seen by scientists as proof that climate is changing.   Permafrost, it doesn’t bear…