The Bunnington Post

Month: April 2013

  • Excusez-moi

    Hey babe, what brings you to my garden, hm? First of all, I refer to my colleague, Haas. Second, you will address my waitress as ‘Madame’.

  • Dubya’s library

    Dubya ‘as opened ‘is priva’e library. All ‘e needs now is sum readin’ specs Ah finks

  • Holiday, celebun style

    Tia. Flops. Hm? MitziBitzi…? I think I see one. See what? A pap. Behind the fence. Telelens. Just stepped on one of Haas’s perimeter defenses. Snarf! Even the Bunnington Post News Room can be infiltrated it seems…

  • Sorry

    Waitress: What do you say? Bouffe: I am very sorry. Waitress: about…? Bouffe: I am very sorry about the broken tea light. Waitress: and the tea light is broken because…? Bouffe: The tea light is broken because it fell on the floor Waitress: How did the tea light fall on the floor? Bouffe: because I…

  • Marty throws a (podiatry) party

    Bouffe my man, yo yo yo! Roll on by my crib homes, I got da cure man, I got da cure! [?] Marty? Marty my friend? How pleasurable to see you! Pleasant, I meant. Are you well? The slang… It’s not, how do I say, how I know you… Oooh Bouffe, do you think it’s…